Our first year of wedded bliss
Then a second year united
Another year notched up
Yet one more year in concert
Another year together
One more year in partnership
Another year with you
A year of dull and sunny weather
The ninth year still bonded
Another year together
One more year of companionship
Another year of just us two
A year of sad and happy days
Fourteen years now coupled
Another year together
One more year of friendship
Another year chalked up
A mixed year of good and bad
Nineteen years now joined
Another year together
One more year of togetherness
Another year on the sentence
A year of nag and nag and nag
Twenty four long bloody years
Another year together
What did I do to deserve this?
The punishment didn’t fit the crime
Not even the great train robbers
Had to serve this much time

A funny poem looking back at 25 years of marriage. Another is probably unsuitable as a Silver Wedding Anniversary poem, unless the wife has a very good sense of humour or has already started divorce proceedings.


Funny Poems about Love and Sex


Humorous Love Poems

Copyright © Paul Curtis. All Rights Reserved