Testing Sex

At the end of the day
The teacher announces
“There is a test tomorrow
I will accept few excuses”
“Only a nuclear war,
Death or a serious injury
To yourself or one of
Your immediate family”
One smart ass inquired
By way of an interruption
“What if I’m suffering
From total sexual exhaustion?”
There was a lot of laughter
The teacher just smiled
Then she said to the student
“Write with your other hand”

If you were to be told that the setting for the poem Testing Sex was a school classroom and the subject masturbation, you'd jump to completely the wrong conclusion about a poem which is in reality subtle and understated.


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